Literally.
Let us not forget his daughter Hel, btw.
Hela is a babe, I like her.
(Source: irukasensei, via melia-bedelia)
(via princeofdoki)
my religion textbook said that sarcasm and irony are sins
i’m going straight to hell
see y’all in the 9th circle of hell, yeah?
I’m boned. See all of you fuckers in hell!
(via cardigankeeper)
And I thought of this dubbed comic.
So dope!
(Source: solvernia, via pyrates)
i was going to wear this one nicki minaj shirt under a cardigan today but after i looked in the mirror i got really scared and ended up wearing a tank top
(via pimpkatvantass)
You know what I don’t understand?
That really skinny censor bar that only covers up like 1/100th of the penis in mangas
(via ammodramus)
SovietGod: me trying to read fanfiction -
‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
(Source: conversationparade, via ammodramus)
- Chances of finding fanfic 100%
- Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
- Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
- Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
- Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%
(Source: agent-bartowski, via real-slim-strider)
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